"The Enemy Of My Enemy, Is My Friend."

"5 Universes, 2500 Species, 1 race."

inh4le-kushh: “Baby satan 🖤 ”
actualmorgana: “ singlegrape: “ when u and ur friends go out to the woods in the night to scream ” when u find out ur friends went in the woods to scream without u ”
May the fourth be with you all!
slimy: “ mygoodbabushka: “ In 1930, Helene Adelaide Shelby patented an apparatus for obtaining criminal confessions. The police put the suspect into a darkened chamber where they are confronted by a human skeleton with glowing red eyes that questions...

miss-spookyscary221:

birdsy-purplefishes:

just-shower-thoughts:

maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live

And we sent them some unsolicited nudes with directions to our house.

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we’re the desperate,horny college student on tinder

lsleofskye: “Samuel H Boardman State Park ”
mymuddybuddy: “My flower 🌸 ”